[It doesn't sound ridiculous to him, a good bribe can absolutely help out in a lot of situations. Fuck, he grew up in Greed, knowing how and what to bribe people was an essential life skill. He feels a bit guilty that Regis is potentially going to have to use his own shit for Fizz's sake, but he doubts he has anything of value to give a sorceress in his pockets.

Unless that sorceress was really into butt plugs and juggling clubs.]

...uh, another possibly cliché question, but don't you need it to be night for us to move around without burning up?

[Not that he'd say no to some rest after the whirlwind shitshow of today, but he can become nocturnal if that's what's needed.]

And a less cliché question, but if we're sleeping in this place then... bathroom? Please tell me you have a bathroom.