[ Honestly, Regis is expecting the questions, and he's more than happy to correct misconceptions if only because he thinks that they're funny. Banal, but funny. Spend a couple hundred years being feared for things that are completely left of center, and the myths about yourself turn into an almost in-joke.

So he actually laughs at the jab about living in a cemetery, because of course. It's the one aspect of his current situation that plays to every vampire trope out there, and the amused slant of his brows says well played. ]

Very much so. Perhaps we could trade fun facts about ourselves over a drink－ or a meal, if you're feeling peckish.

[ A beat, and a hum. ]

Ah, but I wouldn't want to assume. Do creatures from Hell still require physical sustenance? It would be good for me to know if you have...

[ How to phrase this without sounding patronizing??? Regis waves a hand, almost as if the gesture is a disclaimer. ]

...Special needs.